A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot.
The owner: “We have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself”
“I think I’ll like the one that thinks for itself”, replied the lady.
The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot.
Lady: how do I look?
Parrot: like a post!tute
Lady: I won’t buy it, this parrot is rude!
The owner: pls lady just give me a moment…..(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot, “if u r rude to that lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket”…. when the man came back to d counter he told the lady “
Now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure u that he will be polite.
CONVERSATION
LADY: if I come home at @night with a man, what will u call this man?
PARROT: Your husband!
LADY: Good, what if I come home with two men?
PARROT: Your husband & your inlaw.
LADY: Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3 men?
PARROT: Your husband, your inlaw & your brother!
LADY: Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men?
PARROT: (looked back at the owner & said)…. pls go and drown me, I said it earlier that this woman is a post!tute!!!
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