Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing
their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes
I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while
standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember
whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
The second lady says, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my
way up or on my way down.”
The third one says, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have any of
those problems, knock on wood.” As she hit her knuckles on
the table she looked up and said, “That must be the door… I’ll
get it!”