A couple of cockroaches are munching on the contents of a garbage can in a deserted alley.
“Have you popped into that new coffee shop across the street yet?” asks one.
“The floors are so shiny you can see your antennae in them.
The walls are so clean you can’t run up them. The air is so fresh it smells like flowers.”
“Stop!” cries the second cockroach.
“Please, not while I’m eating.”
