Four guys are in the hospital waiting room because their wives just had babies.
One of the nurses walks up to the first guy and says,
"congratulations! You have twins!"
He replies. "That’s so weird! I work for the Minnesota Twins!"
A nurse says to the second guy, "congratulations! You have triplets!"
"This is weird," replies the second man. "I work for the 3M company!"
A nurse tells the third man, "congratulations! You're the dad of quadruplets!"
"That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel!"
The last man grunts and bangs his head against the wall.
"What's wrong?" the others ask.
"I work for 7 Up!"